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Pornament Stiff Package Ornament

First of all. Kris Kringle is JACKED these days. Secondly. that's definitely not a stuffed animal in that package. Remember Los Lonely Boys? Yeah. refer to their song Dick in a Box. Ho ho holy sh*t. Santa is a naughty old grey pube.

  • Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower
  • Each is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test
  • Depending on the ornament. standing height will be between 5 - 7 in. tall and under one pound
  • Packaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell
Pornament Stiff Package Ornament

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$ 20.00

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